I ain't no mechanic...

But I can pull off a damn good oil change. So it happens that I am attempting something that probably should be left to the tech guys at my work. My laptop needs some serious overhauling and I'm going to do it all myself.

Download DVD data burner program. Back up 3 GB's of music. Back up all school and homework files. Back up 12 photo folders. Upload illegal copy of office software. Wipe hard drive and restore factory settings. Reinstall all necessary programs and drivers...

...And do all this ASAP to be able to write my paper by Tuesday. Time to get started.